This design looks like it was ripped straight off a glitchy VHS tape from 1997, slapped on a sticker, dragged across a bathroom stall, and then printed on a tee — which is exactly the chaotic energy we’re going for.
It’s ironic.
It’s questionable.
It’s aggressively “I saw the D.A.R.E. lion once and it changed nothing.”
Perfect for people who:
• Have strong opinions about nothing
• Love nostalgia but also love mocking nostalgia
• Think government-funded PSAs are the funniest genre of media
• Want strangers to squint at their chest in Target
Wear it loudly. Wear it proudly. Wear it to your next PTA meeting (please).
This design looks like it was ripped straight off a glitchy VHS tape from 1997, slapped on a sticker, dragged across a bathroom stall, and then printed on a tee — which is exactly the chaotic energy we’re going for.
It’s ironic.
It’s questionable.
It’s aggressively “I saw the D.A.R.E. lion once and it changed nothing.”
Perfect for people who:
• Have strong opinions about nothing
• Love nostalgia but also love mocking nostalgia
• Think government-funded PSAs are the funniest genre of media
• Want strangers to squint at their chest in Target
Wear it loudly. Wear it proudly. Wear it to your next PTA meeting (please).
