BIG X THE PUG

from $34.00

“Woof woof, where my rent money at?”

Because the world didn’t ask for a pug-themed parody of a Texas rapper — but you did.
This shirt features BIG X THE PUG, the most financially irresponsible dog alive.
He doesn't fetch. He flexes.
He doesn’t heel. He stacks bills.
He’s 30 pounds of pure attitude and questionable spending habits.

If you don’t buy this shirt, honestly? Big X is gonna be real disappointed in you, lil bro.

Perfect for:

  • People who know the reference

  • People who absolutely don’t

  • Pug owners

  • Pug haters

  • Anyone who loves stupid apparel that makes them giggle at checkout

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it to let the world know you support financially literate dogs.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors get freaky with a splash of polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² — lightweight but not flimsy, built like Big X’s chain

  • Pre-shrunk fabric so your tee stays the same size even if your life doesn’t

  • Side-seamed construction for that “I have my life together” silhouette

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping because structure matters

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US (global shirt, local clown energy)

“Woof woof, where my rent money at?”

Because the world didn’t ask for a pug-themed parody of a Texas rapper — but you did.
This shirt features BIG X THE PUG, the most financially irresponsible dog alive.
He doesn't fetch. He flexes.
He doesn’t heel. He stacks bills.
He’s 30 pounds of pure attitude and questionable spending habits.

If you don’t buy this shirt, honestly? Big X is gonna be real disappointed in you, lil bro.

Perfect for:

  • People who know the reference

  • People who absolutely don’t

  • Pug owners

  • Pug haters

  • Anyone who loves stupid apparel that makes them giggle at checkout

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Wear it to let the world know you support financially literate dogs.

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors get freaky with a splash of polyester)

  • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² — lightweight but not flimsy, built like Big X’s chain

  • Pre-shrunk fabric so your tee stays the same size even if your life doesn’t

  • Side-seamed construction for that “I have my life together” silhouette

  • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping because structure matters

  • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US (global shirt, local clown energy)

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