This shirt is for the chronically online, the terminally cooked, the people whose last three remaining brain cells unionized and walked out years ago. If your group chat has ever diagnosed you with “brainworms,” “scroll fatigue,” or “main character syndrome,” congratulations — this tee is your new medical bracelet.
Featuring a big, juicy brain graphic slapped on the back like a warning label and a tiny “Basically Trash” crest on the front so everyone knows what ecosystem you crawled out of. It’s loud, it’s dumb, it’s probably relatable in a way you don’t want to admit.
Wear it proudly. Or ironically. We can’t tell anymore. The rot has settled in.
AKA: the part you skim, but we wrote anyway
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed for that broken-in, “I haven’t folded laundry in 9 days” feel
• Relaxed fit (for maximum chaos comfort)
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
This shirt is for the chronically online, the terminally cooked, the people whose last three remaining brain cells unionized and walked out years ago. If your group chat has ever diagnosed you with “brainworms,” “scroll fatigue,” or “main character syndrome,” congratulations — this tee is your new medical bracelet.
Featuring a big, juicy brain graphic slapped on the back like a warning label and a tiny “Basically Trash” crest on the front so everyone knows what ecosystem you crawled out of. It’s loud, it’s dumb, it’s probably relatable in a way you don’t want to admit.
Wear it proudly. Or ironically. We can’t tell anymore. The rot has settled in.
AKA: the part you skim, but we wrote anyway
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed for that broken-in, “I haven’t folded laundry in 9 days” feel
• Relaxed fit (for maximum chaos comfort)
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras