For girls who know better, but absolutely don’t care.
Remember that old-school “mormon mom-ism” about idle hands being the devil’s workshop?
Yeah. We made it cute. And unhinged.
Perfect for the girlies who were raised on fear-based parenting, seminary at 6 a.m., and a healthy dose of “don’t even THINK about it.”
This crop top says, “Oops, I’m doing nothing,” while skipping hand-in-hand with the devil himself — which is honestly the most accurate metaphor for adulthood.
Wear it when you’re procrastinating, rebelling, oversleeping, or actively disappointing someone in your extended family.
It's cozy, cropped, and built for maximum chaos energy.
• Great for wearing while doing absolutely nothing — which is exactly what your mom warned you about
• 100% combed cotton: soft, durable, and proof you deserve nice things even if your choices say otherwise
• Heather colors: 85% cotton, 15% viscose — because you love mysteries
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) — not too light, not too heavy, just right for bad behavior
• Relaxed fit + dropped shoulders = peak lounge-goblin silhouette
• Cropped length, because full shirts are for people who “try”
• Ribbed crew neck, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping — fancy ways of saying “it won’t fall apart immediately”
• Double-needle hems (it’s stitched like it’s expecting trouble)
• Preshrunk — we already shrank it once so you don’t ruin it later
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh — shoutout to the real ones
For girls who know better, but absolutely don’t care.
Remember that old-school “mormon mom-ism” about idle hands being the devil’s workshop?
Yeah. We made it cute. And unhinged.
Perfect for the girlies who were raised on fear-based parenting, seminary at 6 a.m., and a healthy dose of “don’t even THINK about it.”
This crop top says, “Oops, I’m doing nothing,” while skipping hand-in-hand with the devil himself — which is honestly the most accurate metaphor for adulthood.
Wear it when you’re procrastinating, rebelling, oversleeping, or actively disappointing someone in your extended family.
It's cozy, cropped, and built for maximum chaos energy.
• Great for wearing while doing absolutely nothing — which is exactly what your mom warned you about
• 100% combed cotton: soft, durable, and proof you deserve nice things even if your choices say otherwise
• Heather colors: 85% cotton, 15% viscose — because you love mysteries
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) — not too light, not too heavy, just right for bad behavior
• Relaxed fit + dropped shoulders = peak lounge-goblin silhouette
• Cropped length, because full shirts are for people who “try”
• Ribbed crew neck, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping — fancy ways of saying “it won’t fall apart immediately”
• Double-needle hems (it’s stitched like it’s expecting trouble)
• Preshrunk — we already shrank it once so you don’t ruin it later
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh — shoutout to the real ones