Every Mormon kid grew up hearing this line at least 400 times a day — usually yelled from the kitchen while your mom microwaved funeral potatoes or ironed your church pants:
“IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL’S WORKSHOP!”
This shirt is a tribute to that mom.
The ultimate helicopter hero.
The queen of chore charts.
The woman who could spot boredom from three towns away and shut it down before Satan even had a chance to clock in.
Featuring two tiny troublemakers sprinting like they just realized Mom found the markers they “definitely didn’t take,” this tee perfectly captures the chaotic childhood of:
• Zero free time
• Suspiciously wholesome activities
• And moms who believed Satan himself was lurking behind inactivity
Wear it proudly.
Wear it ironically.
Wear it as a warning to all idle hands in your vicinity.
Because whether you escaped, converted, or are still out here dodging mandatory “family fun nights”…
one thing is universal:
Mom was right. Idle hands WILL get you in trouble.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
Softer than your mom’s testimony during Fast & Testimony meeting.
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²
Heavy enough to survive Scout Camp. Probably.
• Garment-dyed
Looks pre-loved, like your childhood Book of Mormon.
• Relaxed fit
For full mobility when running from chores.
• Double-needle stitching
Reinforced like a Relief Society lesson.
• Twill-taped neck + shoulders
Built tough — like a mom who won’t let you sleep in on Sunday.
• Made responsibly in Honduras
(Printed irresponsibly by us. Sorry, Mom.)
Every Mormon kid grew up hearing this line at least 400 times a day — usually yelled from the kitchen while your mom microwaved funeral potatoes or ironed your church pants:
“IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL’S WORKSHOP!”
This shirt is a tribute to that mom.
The ultimate helicopter hero.
The queen of chore charts.
The woman who could spot boredom from three towns away and shut it down before Satan even had a chance to clock in.
Featuring two tiny troublemakers sprinting like they just realized Mom found the markers they “definitely didn’t take,” this tee perfectly captures the chaotic childhood of:
• Zero free time
• Suspiciously wholesome activities
• And moms who believed Satan himself was lurking behind inactivity
Wear it proudly.
Wear it ironically.
Wear it as a warning to all idle hands in your vicinity.
Because whether you escaped, converted, or are still out here dodging mandatory “family fun nights”…
one thing is universal:
Mom was right. Idle hands WILL get you in trouble.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
Softer than your mom’s testimony during Fast & Testimony meeting.
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²
Heavy enough to survive Scout Camp. Probably.
• Garment-dyed
Looks pre-loved, like your childhood Book of Mormon.
• Relaxed fit
For full mobility when running from chores.
• Double-needle stitching
Reinforced like a Relief Society lesson.
• Twill-taped neck + shoulders
Built tough — like a mom who won’t let you sleep in on Sunday.
• Made responsibly in Honduras
(Printed irresponsibly by us. Sorry, Mom.)