Congratulations — you’ve just put the IRS on high alert.
This shirt is for the brave, the bold, and the chronically online.
The people who file their taxes on April 20th at 11:59pm because “they can’t arrest ALL of us.”
The ones who casually drop “Section 861” into conversations even though nobody asked.
The ones who think TurboTax is a psy-op (and honestly? maybe).
Throw this on when you want to look like you’re one podcast away from renouncing your citizenship, or when you’re simply trying to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with “fun facts.”
Is income tax actually illegal?
We don’t know. We didn’t Google it. And frankly, we refuse.
But does this shirt go insanely hard?
Absolutely.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (so the IRS can’t shrink your freedom)
• Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — built to survive audits and arguments
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Congratulations — you’ve just put the IRS on high alert.
This shirt is for the brave, the bold, and the chronically online.
The people who file their taxes on April 20th at 11:59pm because “they can’t arrest ALL of us.”
The ones who casually drop “Section 861” into conversations even though nobody asked.
The ones who think TurboTax is a psy-op (and honestly? maybe).
Throw this on when you want to look like you’re one podcast away from renouncing your citizenship, or when you’re simply trying to ruin Thanksgiving dinner with “fun facts.”
Is income tax actually illegal?
We don’t know. We didn’t Google it. And frankly, we refuse.
But does this shirt go insanely hard?
Absolutely.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric (so the IRS can’t shrink your freedom)
• Side-seamed construction for a clean, flattering fit
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping — built to survive audits and arguments
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US