OOZE

$32.00

Because nothing says “I’m doing my best” like a logo that looks like it’s melting off your chest.

This shirt is for the people who proudly identify as walking garbage with a pulse.
The ones whose car looks like a portable landfill.
The ones who treat laundry day like an optional suggestion.
The ones who know they’re a little gross, a little chaotic, and somehow still incredibly lovable.

The “Basically Trash” logo is dripping like radioactive goo because honestly?
Same.
We are all oozing our way through life — might as well look good doing it.

Perfect for:

  • Goblins

  • Gremlins

  • People who eat snacks after the expiration date

  • Anyone who wants to announce “don’t expect too much from me, thanks”

Wear it with pride. Or shame. Both fit the vibe.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick, durable, and built like your emotional baggage

  • Garment-dyed for that “I thrifted this but actually didn’t” look

  • Relaxed fit for max slouching and zero effort

  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar (translation: the neck won’t do that weird bacon thing)

  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders — reinforced like your coping mechanisms

  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems to survive your questionable lifestyle choices

  • Blank product sourced from Honduras

Because nothing says “I’m doing my best” like a logo that looks like it’s melting off your chest.

This shirt is for the people who proudly identify as walking garbage with a pulse.
The ones whose car looks like a portable landfill.
The ones who treat laundry day like an optional suggestion.
The ones who know they’re a little gross, a little chaotic, and somehow still incredibly lovable.

The “Basically Trash” logo is dripping like radioactive goo because honestly?
Same.
We are all oozing our way through life — might as well look good doing it.

Perfect for:

  • Goblins

  • Gremlins

  • People who eat snacks after the expiration date

  • Anyone who wants to announce “don’t expect too much from me, thanks”

Wear it with pride. Or shame. Both fit the vibe.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² — thick, durable, and built like your emotional baggage

  • Garment-dyed for that “I thrifted this but actually didn’t” look

  • Relaxed fit for max slouching and zero effort

  • 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar (translation: the neck won’t do that weird bacon thing)

  • Twill-taped neck and shoulders — reinforced like your coping mechanisms

  • Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems to survive your questionable lifestyle choices

  • Blank product sourced from Honduras

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