Congratulations! You’ve officially unlocked adulthood:
the never-ending NASCAR event where the prize is… more racing.
This shirt captures the true essence of the “American Dream”:
a deranged rat in wraparound sunglasses, flooring it in a beat-up sedan, chasing a finish line that keeps moving because capitalism said so.
Is he winning?
Is he losing?
Is he even on the road anymore?
Who cares. He’s #1 in spirit, and honestly, that’s more than most of us can say.
Wear this when you’re working overtime, sitting in traffic, panic-buying iced coffee, questioning your life choices, or just vibing at the intersection of chaos and nostalgia.
This tee is a love letter to burnout culture — but, like, in a fun way.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Congratulations! You’ve officially unlocked adulthood:
the never-ending NASCAR event where the prize is… more racing.
This shirt captures the true essence of the “American Dream”:
a deranged rat in wraparound sunglasses, flooring it in a beat-up sedan, chasing a finish line that keeps moving because capitalism said so.
Is he winning?
Is he losing?
Is he even on the road anymore?
Who cares. He’s #1 in spirit, and honestly, that’s more than most of us can say.
Wear this when you’re working overtime, sitting in traffic, panic-buying iced coffee, questioning your life choices, or just vibing at the intersection of chaos and nostalgia.
This tee is a love letter to burnout culture — but, like, in a fun way.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US