Meet THAT DOG — the unhinged, slightly feral mascot of your inner chaos.
This tee features an angry bulldog who absolutely woke up choosing violence, caffeine, and maybe a little drywall.
Perfect for:
People who bark back
Gym bros who raw-dog pre-workout
Anyone who’s ever said “I’m chill” right before becoming the opposite of chill
Folks whose love language is snarling
Throw it on when you need to remind the world:
You’re not well-behaved. You’re barely domesticated.
(aka “yes it’s comfy, stop asking”)
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester — spicy.)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, breathable, like a gentle hug from chaos.
Pre-shrunk fabric so it won’t betray you in the wash.
Side-seamed construction — structured like your best lies.
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability when you’re acting up.
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
(probably whichever place had the least questions that day).
Meet THAT DOG — the unhinged, slightly feral mascot of your inner chaos.
This tee features an angry bulldog who absolutely woke up choosing violence, caffeine, and maybe a little drywall.
Perfect for:
People who bark back
Gym bros who raw-dog pre-workout
Anyone who’s ever said “I’m chill” right before becoming the opposite of chill
Folks whose love language is snarling
Throw it on when you need to remind the world:
You’re not well-behaved. You’re barely domesticated.
(aka “yes it’s comfy, stop asking”)
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester — spicy.)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — soft, lightweight, breathable, like a gentle hug from chaos.
Pre-shrunk fabric so it won’t betray you in the wash.
Side-seamed construction — structured like your best lies.
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability when you’re acting up.
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
(probably whichever place had the least questions that day).